Two and a Half Men Season 7

Episode 12 : Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Date Aired January 11th, 2010

Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they’ve become friends.

Episode 11 : Warning, It's Dirty

Date Aired December 14th, 2009

Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she’s away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie’s Christmas dinner.

Episode 10 : That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Date Aired December 7th, 2009

Charlie’s broaching the subject of a pre-nup leaves him stunned to discover Chelsea has just as much need for one as he does.

Episode 9 : Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Date Aired November 23rd, 2009

Alan attempts to solve thinning hair in cheapskate fashion before heading out on dates. Chelsea reveals Charlie hasn’t been pleasing her sexually as much as he thinks.

Episode 8 : Gord. Fnark. Schmegle.

Date Aired November 16th, 2009

Chelsea’s gorgeous roommate from college stays at the house to recover from a breakup, and everyone at the house seems to want a piece of her.

Episode 7 : Untainted by Filth

Date Aired November 9th, 2009

Following setting a wedding date with Chelsea, Charlie and Alan go to a bar, only to awaken in the morning to find themselves in bed with a stranger.

Episode 6 : Give Me Your Thumb

Date Aired November 2nd, 2009

Alan’s advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Episode 5 : For the Sake of the Child

Date Aired October 19th, 2009

Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlor has a learning-to-drive Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.

Episode 4 : Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Date Aired October 12th, 2009

Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

Episode 3 : Mmm, fish. Yum.

Date Aired October 5th, 2009

Alan cares for Judith’s child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.

Episode 2 : Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Date Aired September 28th, 2009

Girls rule the roost after Charlie consents to Chelsea’s desire to allow Alan’s girlfriend, Melissa, to move in with them.

Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia. Meanwhile, Charlie also grows wary that Melissa has slowly moved into the house.